Clone of Tank Update

[BilbroSwaginz]

Hello you beautiful people, i would like to request an appropriate update to the clone of tank 4-man instance in which upon completion, Clone of tank explodes into 3+ Ewoks which all drop a wookiee fur.
This would be more accurate as tank is indeed 3 Ewoks pretending to be a wookiee.

 

[orton]

Hello you beautiful people, i would like to request an appropriate update to the clone of tank 4-man instance in which upon completion, Clone of tank explodes into 3+ Ewoks which all drop a wookiee fur.
This would be more accurate as tank is indeed 3 Ewoks pretending to be a wookiee.

This suggestion has been carefully reviewed by the team, several Ewoks, and at least one very confused Wookiee.


While we cannot officially confirm or deny that Tank is in fact three Ewoks in a trench coat, we can confirm that this information is classified and protected by both the Galactic Senate and Kashyyyk labor laws.


That said, the idea of a heroic explosion into multiple Ewoks upon defeat is… scientifically compelling and lore adjacent at best. Unfortunately, adding guaranteed Wookiee fur drops from Tank would severely destabilize the galactic fur economy and may cause Tank himself to unionize, which we are not prepared for at this time.


We appreciate the creativity, the boldness, and the undeniable accuracy of this report. Development will not be implementing this, but we are absolutely saving it for future internal memes.


Thank you for your service.


Orton
Evolve Community Manager

 

[BilbroSwaginz]

This suggestion has been carefully reviewed by the team, several Ewoks, and at least one very confused Wookiee.


While we cannot officially confirm or deny that Tank is in fact three Ewoks in a trench coat, we can confirm that this information is classified and protected by both the Galactic Senate and Kashyyyk labor laws.


That said, the idea of a heroic explosion into multiple Ewoks upon defeat is… scientifically compelling and lore adjacent at best. Unfortunately, adding guaranteed Wookiee fur drops from Tank would severely destabilize the galactic fur economy and may cause Tank himself to unionize, which we are not prepared for at this time.


We appreciate the creativity, the boldness, and the undeniable accuracy of this report. Development will not be implementing this, but we are absolutely saving it for future internal memes.


Thank you for your service.


Orton
Evolve Community Manager

Thank you for your prompt reply and attention to this matter.
While I’m saddened that this correction will not be implemented, I understand the Wookiee fur futures are a delicate balance in our galactic economy.
The truth is out there.